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Old 10-31-07, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by IROeunuch
I ride in public
When I stand to make a sprint
Santorum ensues
your cycling jersey
reads "sponsored by dan savage"
where can i get one?
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Old 10-31-07, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by *new*guy
your cycling jersey
reads "sponsored by dan savage"
where can i get one?
Haha! For that one
If you desire to get it
I need a rim job
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Old 10-31-07, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by IROeunuch
Haha! For that one
If you desire to get it
I need a rim job
never mind the jersey
my voyeuristic thoughts cease
time for me to poop
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Old 10-31-07, 12:36 PM
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no one notices
that i have no breaks or gears
they are ****ing dumb

My bike calls my name
I call my bike by it's name
We have sex at night

Missing chainring bolt
loose headset and crank arms, god
I should be careful
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Old 10-31-07, 01:11 PM
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I had a fixie
But it got hit by a van
Bent my cyclops' fork
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Old 10-31-07, 01:54 PM
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I saw Lenore while
Crossing the walnut street bridge
Going to bike church
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Old 10-31-07, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Yoshi
Um, none of these are haikus. They are all senryus.

Oh wait, you are right
Falling leaves signal an end
Dreams raked into piles

Are the lines above
Haiku-like enough for you?
Senryu reply
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Old 10-31-07, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by marqueemoon
nothing more zen than
having multiple track bikes
sheer simplicity
Kind of ironic
You own quite a few yourself
Can I have one please?
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Old 10-31-07, 04:41 PM
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i want to fit in
riser this, njs that
phil wood to deep V
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Originally Posted by kmart
Kind of ironic
You own quite a few yourself
Can I have one please?
i just quit my job
ask again when rent is due
may look to thin herd
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Old 10-31-07, 07:25 PM
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It starts with a blinkie
Coolly rolling to my desk
And then it's over.

teasing with freezing
but then up to sixty-two--
short Halloween day

Rustle on the bike path,
orange and yellow and brown
jersey matches the pond
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Old 11-06-07, 10:28 AM
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my schwinn madison
cost me a pretty penny
i'm really poor now
 
Old 11-06-07, 01:34 PM
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:cycle:

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cloud of morning breath
quick look over left shoulder
morning comes too soon
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dry and crumbled leaf
you travel with me, lowly
earthen ash and dust

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down this morning hill
legs increasing cadence still
test of faith? or skill?

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red light, o despair!
for i can only stand there
i have no balance!

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bullhorns cold in hand
climb the evening hill fast
over all too soon

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epilogue
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oh god i forgot
my lights and now i am dead
stupid DST
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feel like ****, must ride
winter air expands my lungs
I feel better now
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