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10-30-07 | 11:46 PM

awormiscoming

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brokenblackhole

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From: Brooklyn

Fixed gear haiku

I want to read some oh so beautiful fixed gear related haiku. They can be as ridiculous or as serious as you'd like!

I apply pressure
To the pedals beneath me
I am infinite

or

Stupid top-tube pad
Ridiculous riser bars
I am so bitter

10-30-07 | 11:52 PM

Tangsooyuk

jooseyo

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From: The Holy City

I sprint through traffic
Hitting all pedestrians
Can I has brakes please?

(Im tired as hell so I hope that works)

10-30-07 | 11:53 PM

666pack

tarck bike.com exile

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From: lancaster, pennsylvania

Bikes: bfssfg iro--black.

toshi double straps
njs certified goods
schit... forgot i'm broke.

10-31-07 | 12:10 AM

awormiscoming

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brokenblackhole

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From: Brooklyn

the light turns yellow
my legs begin to wobble
my face hits hot pavement

10-31-07 | 01:04 AM

marqueemoon

or tarckeemoon, depending

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From: the pesto of cities

Bikes: Davidson Impulse, Merckx Titanium AX, Bruce Gordon Rock & Road, Cross Check custom build, On-One Il Pomino, Shawver Cycles cross, Zion 737, Mercian Vincitore, Brompton S1L, Charge Juicer

i should get bright rims
or painted-to-match tri-spoke
then girls will notice

nothing more zen than
having multiple track bikes
sheer simplicity

i hate you parts bin
many parts short of a bike
ebay? craigslist? *sigh*

10-31-07 | 01:25 AM

LOOKOUT!

hella steez.

Joined: Jun 2007

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From: ssf

Bikes: mercier kilott, schwinn traveler conversion

are you serious
fixed gear haiku thats dumb
so not into it

10-31-07 | 01:30 AM

TehK

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From: Los Angeles

Bikes: 2003 Novara Randonnee, Miyata 512, Mercier Kilo TT

I like to make skids
hopping to the starbucks yes
road bikes make me bleh

10-31-07 | 01:44 AM

roderage

poetic license suspended

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From: Al B. Qwerky

Bikes: raleigh c30...fixed, thrift store schwine...fixed, haro dart...almost fixed

wind blows through my hair
fixed gear extension of me
thirtynine fourteen

10-31-07 | 08:23 AM

dijos

Walks with a limp

Joined: Nov 2006

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From: Indy, IN

riding down the street
lungs burning, legs screaming
I'm too old for this

10-31-07 | 08:32 AM

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NeilMonday

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From: Norfolk, VA

Bikes: Surly Steamroller

BikeForums is nice.
Riding my bike is better.
I can't ride at work.

10-31-07 | 09:24 AM

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vuduchyld

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pure simplicity
do as the ancient ones did
haiku? Or fixie?

10-31-07 | 09:50 AM

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*new*guy

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From: NOVA

Bikes: many.

you know you are old
when you remember threads past
chock full of haiku

10-31-07 | 09:53 AM

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marqueemoon

or tarckeemoon, depending

Joined: Dec 2005

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From: the pesto of cities

Bikes: Davidson Impulse, Merckx Titanium AX, Bruce Gordon Rock & Road, Cross Check custom build, On-One Il Pomino, Shawver Cycles cross, Zion 737, Mercian Vincitore, Brompton S1L, Charge Juicer

jackass fixed gear bike
brakeless, platforms, too-slack chain
darwin would be proud

10-31-07 | 09:58 AM

#14

RB1-luvr

I don't know.

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From: South Meriden, CT

Bikes: '90 B'stone RB-1, '92 B'stone RB-2, '89 SuperGo Access Comp, '03 Access 69er, '23 Trek 520, '14 Ritchey Road Logic, '09 Kestrel Evoke, '08 Windsor Tourist, '17 Surly Wednesday, '89 Centurion Accordo, '15 CruX, '17 Ridley X-Night, '89 Marinoni

I want to read some
oh so beautiful fixed gear
related haiku

10-31-07 | 10:25 AM

#15

BenATX

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From: Austin, TX

Bikes: '80-something Puch Marco Polo fixed conversion

Stripped and repainted
Color matching is the key
Just spokes and chain left

10-31-07 | 11:00 AM

#16

kjohnnytarr

Instigator at best

Joined: Jan 2007

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From: Columbia, Missouri

Bikes: Motobecane Jury

my bike looks funny
but I'm fast as a mo-fo
hell yeah aero-bars

10-31-07 | 11:59 AM

#17

explody pup

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I hate just one thing
When I am on my fixed gear
I can't ****ing fart

10-31-07 | 12:02 PM

#18

Yoshi

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Um, none of these are haikus. They are all senryus.

10-31-07 | 12:06 PM

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IROeunuch

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I don't wear chamois
The hard saddle, my prostate
I ejaculate

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10-31-07 | 12:07 PM

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explody pup

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoshi

Um, none of these are haikus. They are all senryus.

Nice job, Yoshi san
Rain on everyone's parade
You can be so mean

10-31-07 | 12:07 PM

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marqueemoon

or tarckeemoon, depending

Joined: Dec 2005

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From: the pesto of cities

Bikes: Davidson Impulse, Merckx Titanium AX, Bruce Gordon Rock & Road, Cross Check custom build, On-One Il Pomino, Shawver Cycles cross, Zion 737, Mercian Vincitore, Brompton S1L, Charge Juicer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoshi

Um, none of these are haikus. They are all senryus.

Now I have learned something at work today.

10-31-07 | 12:08 PM

#22

IROeunuch

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Ride with no saddle
I enjoy this very much
Phil Wood is the best

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10-31-07 | 12:10 PM

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IROeunuch

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I like fixed gear girls
They have nice asses, yeah
I'll go leer at them

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10-31-07 | 12:12 PM

#24

*new*guy

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From: NOVA

Bikes: many.

Quote:

Originally Posted by IROeunuch

Ride with no saddle
I enjoy this very much
Phil Wood is the best

now your signature
is making more sense today
nice revelation

10-31-07 | 12:14 PM

#25

IROeunuch

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Quote:

Originally Posted by *new*guy

now your signature
is making more sense today
nice revelation

I ride in public
When I stand to make a sprint
Santorum ensues

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