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10-31-07 | 12:25 PM

#26

*new*guy

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From: NOVA

Bikes: many.

Quote:

Originally Posted by IROeunuch

I ride in public
When I stand to make a sprint
Santorum ensues

your cycling jersey
reads "sponsored by dan savage"
where can i get one?

10-31-07 | 12:29 PM

#27

IROeunuch

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Quote:

Originally Posted by *new*guy

your cycling jersey
reads "sponsored by dan savage"
where can i get one?

Haha! For that one
If you desire to get it
I need a rim job

__________________
this bike is a butt plug

10-31-07 | 12:36 PM

#28

*new*guy

ambassador of good will

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Posts: 2,019

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From: NOVA

Bikes: many.

Quote:

Originally Posted by IROeunuch

Haha! For that one
If you desire to get it
I need a rim job

never mind the jersey
my voyeuristic thoughts cease
time for me to poop

10-31-07 | 12:36 PM

#29

Half-Impressive

Mices Can Bit You

Joined: Jun 2005

Posts: 133

Likes: 0

From: C-Bus, Ohio

Bikes: Vintage Motobecane, Schwinn Conversion

no one notices
that i have no breaks or gears
they are ****ing dumb

My bike calls my name
I call my bike by it's name
We have sex at night

Missing chainring bolt
loose headset and crank arms, god
I should be careful

10-31-07 | 01:11 PM

#30

Lenore

... .--. --- -.- . -. / .

Joined: Jul 2007

Posts: 56

Likes: 0

From: Philadelphia

Bikes: Jamis Quest, Surly Crosscheck

I had a fixie
But it got hit by a van
Bent my cyclops' fork

10-31-07 | 01:54 PM

#31

HelluvaStella

NoGoSlow

Joined: Dec 2004

Posts: 862

Likes: 1

From: Philly

Bikes: Stella fixy conversion, Trek 2300, Specialized Rock Hopper, Schwinn Collegiate 3, Mz Skorpion

I saw Lenore while
Crossing the walnut street bridge
Going to bike church

10-31-07 | 02:41 PM

#32

BenATX

Senior Member

Joined: Sep 2007

Posts: 82

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From: Austin, TX

Bikes: '80-something Puch Marco Polo fixed conversion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoshi

Um, none of these are haikus. They are all senryus.

Oh wait, you are right
Falling leaves signal an end
Dreams raked into piles

Are the lines above
Haiku-like enough for you?
Senryu reply

10-31-07 | 03:30 PM

#33

kmart

Blue Light Special

Joined: Sep 2006

Posts: 1,467

Likes: 1

From: Bay Area, Sunny Cali

Bikes: '05 Felt F55, Schwinn Prologue road bike, '86 Centurion DS Iron Man, Sette Flite AM MTB

Quote:

Originally Posted by marqueemoon

nothing more zen than
having multiple track bikes
sheer simplicity

Kind of ironic
You own quite a few yourself
Can I have one please?

10-31-07 | 04:41 PM

#34

technicssor

Senior Member

Joined: Dec 2006

Posts: 54

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i want to fit in
riser this, njs that
phil wood to deep V

10-31-07 | 06:14 PM

#35

marqueemoon

or tarckeemoon, depending

Joined: Dec 2005

Posts: 7,017

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From: the pesto of cities

Bikes: Davidson Impulse, Merckx Titanium AX, Bruce Gordon Rock & Road, Cross Check custom build, On-One Il Pomino, Shawver Cycles cross, Zion 737, Mercian Vincitore, Brompton S1L, Charge Juicer

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmart

Kind of ironic
You own quite a few yourself
Can I have one please?

i just quit my job
ask again when rent is due
may look to thin herd

10-31-07 | 07:25 PM

#36

ezpickens

Junior Member

Joined: Jan 2007

Posts: 17

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It starts with a blinkie
Coolly rolling to my desk
And then it's over.

teasing with freezing
but then up to sixty-two--
short Halloween day

Rustle on the bike path,
orange and yellow and brown
jersey matches the pond

11-06-07 | 10:28 AM

#37

mtaras263

Guest

Posts: n/a

my schwinn madison
cost me a pretty penny
i'm really poor now

11-06-07 | 01:34 PM

#38

joshuastar

i'd leave the sweet stuff

Joined: Nov 2006

Posts: 727

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From: x32308x: where all our dreams come true!

Bikes: BCA ten speed / 2007 bfssfg group buy IRO

:cycle:

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cloud of morning breath
quick look over left shoulder
morning comes too soon
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dry and crumbled leaf
you travel with me, lowly
earthen ash and dust

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down this morning hill
legs increasing cadence still
test of faith? or skill?

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red light, o despair!
for i can only stand there
i have no balance!

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bullhorns cold in hand
climb the evening hill fast
over all too soon

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epilogue
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oh god i forgot
my lights and now i am dead
stupid DST
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