Fixed gear haiku
 

I want to read some oh so beautiful fixed gear related haiku. They can be as ridiculous or as serious as you'd like!

I apply pressure
To the pedals beneath me
I am infinite

or

Stupid top-tube pad
Ridiculous riser bars
I am so bitter

I sprint through traffic
Hitting all pedestrians
Can I has brakes please?

(Im tired as hell so I hope that works)

toshi double straps
njs certified goods
schit... forgot i'm broke.

the light turns yellow
my legs begin to wobble
my face hits hot pavement

i should get bright rims
or painted-to-match tri-spoke
then girls will notice

nothing more zen than
having multiple track bikes
sheer simplicity

i hate you parts bin
many parts short of a bike
ebay? craigslist? *sigh*

are you serious
fixed gear haiku thats dumb
so not into it

I like to make skids
hopping to the starbucks yes
road bikes make me bleh

wind blows through my hair
fixed gear extension of me
thirtynine fourteen

riding down the street
lungs burning, legs screaming
I'm too old for this

BikeForums is nice.
Riding my bike is better.
I can't ride at work.

pure simplicity
do as the ancient ones did
haiku? Or fixie?

you know you are old
when you remember threads past
chock full of haiku

jackass fixed gear bike
brakeless, platforms, too-slack chain
darwin would be proud

I want to read some
oh so beautiful fixed gear
related haiku

Stripped and repainted
Color matching is the key
Just spokes and chain left

my bike looks funny
but I'm fast as a mo-fo
hell yeah aero-bars

I hate just one thing
When I am on my fixed gear
I can't ****ing fart

Um, none of these are haikus. They are all senryus.

I don't wear chamois
The hard saddle, my prostate
I ejaculate

Nice job, Yoshi san
Rain on everyone's parade
You can be so mean

Now I have learned something at work today. :)

Ride with no saddle
I enjoy this very much
Phil Wood is the best

I like fixed gear girls
They have nice asses, yeah
I'll go leer at them

now your signature
is making more sense today
nice revelation

I ride in public
When I stand to make a sprint
Santorum ensues