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Originally Posted by IROeunuch
(Post 5553040)
I ride in public
When I stand to make a sprint Santorum ensues reads "sponsored by dan savage" where can i get one? |
Originally Posted by *new*guy
(Post 5553098)
your cycling jersey
reads "sponsored by dan savage" where can i get one? If you desire to get it I need a rim job |
Originally Posted by IROeunuch
(Post 5553128)
Haha! For that one
If you desire to get it I need a rim job my voyeuristic thoughts cease time for me to poop |
no one notices
that i have no breaks or gears they are ****ing dumb My bike calls my name I call my bike by it's name We have sex at night Missing chainring bolt loose headset and crank arms, god I should be careful |
I had a fixie
But it got hit by a van Bent my cyclops' fork |
I saw Lenore while
Crossing the walnut street bridge Going to bike church |
Originally Posted by Yoshi
(Post 5552961)
Um, none of these are haikus. They are all senryus.
Oh wait, you are right Falling leaves signal an end Dreams raked into piles Are the lines above Haiku-like enough for you? Senryu reply |
Originally Posted by marqueemoon
(Post 5550703)
nothing more zen than
having multiple track bikes sheer simplicity You own quite a few yourself Can I have one please? |
i want to fit in
riser this, njs that phil wood to deep V |
Originally Posted by kmart
(Post 5554171)
Kind of ironic
You own quite a few yourself Can I have one please? ask again when rent is due may look to thin herd |
It starts with a blinkie
Coolly rolling to my desk And then it's over. teasing with freezing but then up to sixty-two-- short Halloween day Rustle on the bike path, orange and yellow and brown jersey matches the pond |
my schwinn madison
cost me a pretty penny i'm really poor now |
:cycle:
-------------------------------------- cloud of morning breath quick look over left shoulder morning comes too soon -------------------------------------- dry and crumbled leaf you travel with me, lowly earthen ash and dust -------------------------------------- down this morning hill legs increasing cadence still test of faith? or skill? -------------------------------------- red light, o despair! for i can only stand there i have no balance! -------------------------------------- bullhorns cold in hand climb the evening hill fast over all too soon -------------------------------------- epilogue -------------------------------------- oh god i forgot my lights and now i am dead stupid DST -------------------------------------- |
feel like ****, must ride
winter air expands my lungs I feel better now |
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