The official *all new* Jackass thread (keep it fun)
01-03-12, 11:30 AM
#2201
sɹɐʇsɟoןןnɟsʇıbɟɯo
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01-03-12, 11:54 AM
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Magnets, how do they work
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What the hell is a suicide team anyway? Do they all wear purple nikes, drink kool aid and think when they die they'll end up on an asteroid?
Also, dude's running a double chainring. hurr durrrr
Also, dude's running a double chainring. hurr durrrr
01-03-12, 01:40 PM
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maybe he means this--> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of..._during_a_race?
01-03-12, 01:48 PM
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I'm guessing that "suicide team" means a team of jackasses with big chain rings that drive with their bikes in their car up to the top of a hill and then bomb down them, while ignoring traffic signals, the very definition of jackass.
01-03-12, 01:57 PM
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Magnets, how do they work
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Not to derail, but whereabouts in Buffalo do you live proof?
01-03-12, 03:10 PM
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Typical Leader builds, pretty jackass.
01-03-12, 04:57 PM
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cowboy, steel horse, etc
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If it's for a suicide team then I guess the lights are jackass. The bars are rad though. I wanna die on Drop-Ins with clip-on aero bars.
01-03-12, 05:40 PM
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soft pedal zen
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F'real, lol. People can't seem to budget their builds. Leader frame, Brooks saddle, sw33t d33p wheels, old road double. Wtf? I'm guilty of running OpenPro's on a conversion in a past life, but gee wiz Batman. Priorities.
01-03-12, 05:48 PM
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plus the track frame is much lighter
#2. the weight they think they saved is irrelevant in relation to the heavy parts used to finish it.
01-03-12, 06:24 PM
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Seen @ Monterey Laguna Seca. Even better is this amazing article.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death
01-03-12, 08:54 PM
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Magnets, how do they work
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Yeah. After further inspection, the kid's facebook leads me to believe somebody took a wee in his mom's gene pool. Kid is straight-up ********.
01-05-12, 08:05 AM
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idk if those Paul cranks would look good on any bike.
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01-05-12, 08:43 AM
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01-05-12, 09:02 AM
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Nope, the same goes for flat bars.
01-05-12, 10:00 AM
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Leader's facebook page never fails.
"when u need to get out quick of a skicky situation u need speed ..plus the track frame is much lighter.....and yes bro thenk you im waiting to buy a new seat clamp and im switching my ratio to 73 and 11"
wut. it gets better. "i run a suicide team here in los angeles ...the lowest ratio in our team is 53 x11"
Same kids page
01-05-12, 10:03 AM
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01-05-12, 10:16 AM
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what a jackass pos