LOL @ "One! One Kuwahara!" hehehe....
A friend of mine had this in his yard for nearly a year, and I had to do something! I offered my big orange stretch cruiser, and he bit. No it's not stolen...

He got it from the original
owner who began having children within a few months of buying it. So, it sat unused in his attic since 1993(4).. The dirt is from sitting in the friends yard, and should clean off easily.
Yep, that's a Burley Bossa Nova touring tandem!! Suntour XC pro components, Specialized cranks. Dual rear brakes(hub and cantis) and single canti front brakes. Four water bottle mounts,
that I can see anyway. There might be more that have gone unseen. I am thinking of Specialized Armadillos and yellow wrap on both bars. I am not sure who picked the red wrap, since
white and yellow are the only two colors other than the metallic black. Should be a project and a half, but it will be worth it. Originally $2,300 brand new, what a find

,,,,BD
Something tells me I will need a dirt drop, periscopa, or a Technium.