Originally Posted by
fredgarvin7
"Unlikely"? It's impossible.
Oh come now! It certainly is POSSIBLE. Chewy could wrestle him to the floor and then NAIL the helmet onto his head. Then frog-march him out to the parking lot and put a mirror on his bike. Follow him home while keeping a Glock pointed at his skull. If he does anything stupid or reckless fire a "warning shot" into his brain. BEHOLD! A safe bike rider!
Safe as houses -- ain't no way he's gonna get into trouble like that!