Then, I spotted the passenger side windshield wiper, and without even thinking about it, I reached over and grabbed it near the hinged base and flipped it into the up position. I knew that he would have to get out of his car to put it back down.

Two things: 1. It is good that you realized that move wasn't so smart 2. ^ Is hilarious. I would have kicked the car before playing with the windshield. Thanks for the laugh.