At first I laughed, then I stopped laughing because it's not far from the truth. Think about it. At work I associate with the guys who ride. I have coffee after a ride with the other folks on the ride. I wear the corporate logo spandex, although I haven't mated with one of the female cyclists. (I have to work on that). My gears are Shimano (because they are the best ). Hmmmm sounds familiar.