Riding a bicycle has many advantages. As you do not have to register bicycles or obey any road rules, I am currently constructing a four person family bicycle which consists of two bicycles welded together with four armchairs in between.
As a busy retired guy, I quit reading the second I reached the above absurd statement. Is this funny. Yes, in a morbid sense but not funny enough to capture any more of my attention. I actually looked for an opportunity to contact this guy but could find none. In my humble opinion, this guy is ill.