As a busy retired guy, I quit reading the second I reached the above absurd statement. Is this funny. Yes, in a morbid sense but not funny enough to capture any more of my attention. I actually looked for an opportunity to contact this guy but could find none. In my humble opinion, this guy is ill.
After this initial reaction, I delved a bit deeper into the site only to realize it is a spoof, or something like that. Funny? Yes, in a morbid sense, but not funny enough to capture my attention.