Originally Posted by
Yaniel
i didnt even bother mentioning things that are just bolt tightening, loose caliper, loose stem (albeit, setting the bearing takes some knowledge but not imperative in an emergency), tightening cleats. this is basic righty tighty lefty loosey things and if you can't do it you really should be out in the world on your own, even on foot.
self depricating reference to a previous bad experience.
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