Originally Posted by
ahsposo
A climate controlled stable with warm Tri-Flo on tap. Complete with showers, on-call mechanic and pressurized regulated nitrogen gas supply (regular compressed air is, well, common.)
Nothing's too good for my bikes.
Maybe next you can build yourself a ride through bike wash. Just imagine after 4+ hours in the saddle you ride through the bike wash with foam and water spraying at you from all sides... heck, no need to have a shower and wash your bike clothes later on too.