Originally Posted by carleton

Hahaha, you are such a dork! (I mean this in the familiar friendly way, not condescendingly).

Measure twice and cut once. Compression shorts are not cycling shorts. Get some cycling shorts (bib shorts) and just change in the bathroom/locker room like everyone else that jogs/rides/hoops during lunch. Or get some baggy MTB cargo shorts. They have padding, too.