I woke up one morning after drinking hard. Did inventory, bike, jacket, wallet (no money), phone, keys. My bike was laying on its side right by the front door. I thought someone gave me a ride, but apparently I rode it home. A buddy administered a bike riding sobriety test and said I fell a bunch, but when I took off down the street, I seemed to be obeying the traffic laws. I had a couple random bruises but I can't decide if those were from the ride or if I got loose in the pit (which I don't remember either). If you can't remember it, it didn't happen. I don't advocate drunk riding, but its better than drunk driving.