I'm going to put in my worst drunken ride, since I don't know the first :

No sleep. Take expired Zoloft or Ridalin or something my dad had laying around. Go to bar to see some band I don't even remember who. Smoke in cooler of bar, since I work there. Drink free beer and shots, because I work there. Get carried down the stairs, because the opening act hasn't started and I'm FCUCUCEKED.

Somehow unlock my bike. Somehow ride it home. Wake up the next morning with a chunk out of my chin needing stitches, dried blood coming out of both of my ears, and a REALLY bad headache. Get jaw wired shut two days later. Bills I'm still paying off.

There's a lot you can do while drunk. Smart, no. That particular case, it was everything else that made it so bad. I still ride drunk. But I've learned when to walk the bike now when needed.... Or at least JUST be drunk....