The serious part of the reply:

1) If you have a problem with a moderator action, take it up with an admin via PM (admins have 3 stars btw)

2) If you have a problem with an admin action, take it up with the head admin (Tom Stormcrowe for those who don't know)

3) If you have a problem with an action by Tom - yeah, good luck with that.

4) We have community guidelines. You all agreed to them, the mods & admins try to be equal and fair in our application of them, but members don't always see the entire story, nor are the mods/admins always perfect. (See points 1 - 3 above).

5) Last time I checked this forum was titled: "Road Cycling", not "What ever the people in Road Cycling want to talk about, start threads about, or make jokes about." We give ya'll a fair bit of leeway, but again there are guidelines, and we will try to maintain some level of civility and order. Don't agree with something, see points 1 - 3 above.

Ok, with that out of the way - I'll return you all to the randomness that this thread was drifting down regarding socks, shoes, and which to put on first.