The last thing I want to do is to get a speeding ticket, and it's been so long since I received my one and only speeding ticket, any LEOs that were on the force then have surely retired by now. Since that ticket was what I consider a real lulu, I still have it and the officer's report safely tucked away, bragging rights in my ignorant youth, but stark reminder later on in my adult years of how fortunate I was on just receiving a ticket.