Originally Posted by
travelmama
Do what you want to do because I will still be laughing at the fact you called that guy a SALMON.

Yup, 'cause he's going against the current.
Have you heard the expression "It was a Salmon Day"? That's where you spend the whole day fighting the current ( Not in cycling terms, just fighting the usual flood of idiocy ) and when you get to the end, you get screwed.