My best Toombay moment, by the way, was when I was screwing around, trackstanding outside of the AΦ Sorority, showing off my middle aged dirty old man skills and I tipped over into their rose bushes. Never saw so many Sorority girls as the ones that came to help me untangle myself from the rose bushes.

It was worth the thorn wounds.

My evil plan worked perfectly. Mwahahaha!