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Old 07-07-10 | 07:57 AM
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OMG! I WAS TRYING TO IGNORE THIS THREAD SO INSTEAD OF PARTICIPATING FURTHER I WAS DIVERTING MY MIND AND STUDYING THE EVOLUTIONARY ASPECTS TO FLYING SQUIRRELS WHEN I DISCOVERED THROUGH SCHOLASTIC JOURNALS THAT THE ORIGINAL ADAPTIVE CHARACTERISTICS OF THE FLYING SQUIRREL IS A RESULT OF "SPONTANEOUS RODENT GASTRONOMICAL DISCHARGE" I.E. FARTING! NOT ONLY ARE FLYING SQUIRRELS CONSIDERED A FRIEND TO SSFG BICYCLISTS THEY ARE BELIEVED TO BE THE FIRST JET PROPULSION MAMMAL. LOOKING CLOSELY AT THE ABOVE PHOTO SCIENTISTS POINT OUT THAT IT IS OBVIOUS THAT THE BICYCLE FRIENDLY RODENT HAD JUST DISCHARGED LARGE VOLUMES OF GAS RESULTING IN RECTAL REVERBERATION ALONG WITH FLIGHT!

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