and, giving you the benefit of the doubt (which would be too trusting of a move because you are from socal and so are these bikes...) and assuming (wrongly) that you're not affiliated with or compensated by the company in any way for your opinions or voicing them, your opinion of these bikes is still a dumb one. they suck, they're ugly, and they're more expensive than some bikes that are way, way better.

fail either way.