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Old 05-01-05 | 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by ostro
I honestly think i would make the best bike cop if i ever became one
I think that'd be awesome (except for all the hatin' that'd be thrown your way). Hired to roll around all day outside watching people? Sounds great. Don't know if I'd have it in my heart to drive off the skaters, though.

We'd bomb the ramps by my old house on boards, and we'd get chased by the rent-a-cops in their chevy cavaliers or whatever... How lame is that? They eventually increased their presence to a patrol every 15 minutes or so, so we had to get sneaky...like start out on the floor below, taunting 'em to chase. Or wait for 'em to fall asleep and roll past to wake 'em up. We figured that someone was gonna get hurt eventually, 'cause they'd do 35mph around the corners in their cars and were seriously angry. A few times we'd neglect to run recon and they'd charge at us from a lower level. I almost called their employer a couple of times to tell them about how reckless they were-- put the fear of "lawsuit" in their bones.
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