I have a bunch of instruments, but my camera (including the flash drive that the pics of them were on) is trashed, so I'll just give you the list.
Taylor, martin, and ovation acoustics
Fernandes Vertigo Elite (with sustainer pickup)
64 Fender Strat (was my dad's. rarely comes out of its case)
90s Epiphone SG
75 Gibson GK55 (Les Paul Special, before they made LP specials. mine is number 843 of 1000)
72 Tele Thinline reissue from like 3 years ago
Schecter C1 classic (emg 81 and 85)
Orange Rockerverb 50
58 Fender Twin amp (came with the strat from my dad)
Mesa Boogie dual rectifier half stack
Peavey 5150 II (head only)
marshall 1960a cabinet (goes with the 5150)
pignose practice amp.
bunches of effects and crap

dean acoustic bass
mid 00's Fender Jazz bass
67 Fender Mustang bass
ernie ball stingray
markbass 1x12 combo
ampeg svt3-pro
ampeg 8x10

Yamaha Oak Custom 4pc drumset
60's Roger's snare
70's Ludwig snare
A ton of zildjian, sabian, and paiste cymbals. i generally only use 3-4 at a time though depending on what i need for the gig.
cheap roland v-drums (electric drums) kit for the apartment

late 90s deering banjo
couple mandolins
i dont know the model, but i have an old hammond travel organ from the 60's
i have a couple keyboards. nothing really great there though.
korg theremin
i have a sweet baby blue roland keytar!
a friend just bought me a sitar for my last birthday, but i dont know how to play it yet.

i want a whamola. like really badly.

i dont know, theres a bunch more stuff, this is just what i can recall. most of my stuff is at various friends houses/home studios cuz my apartment isnt that big and my wife would kill me if i brought it all home.

also, the dude in the post above, that is a sweet washtub bass man. i love that stuff.