Wouldn't it be sweet if there was a movie about a renegade bike cop that rode a fixie and he had an uzi in each hand and he did a no handed skid right down the center of the street while on each side were a bunch of bad dudes?

he's all skiddin' along bastin' away coming right towards the camera and he's got a cig burning away in his mouth and there's huge explosions goin' off behind him. and he's bare foot too.

Then he does a 360, trackstands, drops the uzi's to the ground, a flock of doves take to the air behind him (what was just the direction he was traveling) he takes one foot off the pedal and pulls a knife out of his boot and throws it into the crime boss' main tough guy's knee. Or sometihing.