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Old 05-04-05 | 03:42 AM
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Originally Posted by deathintransit
Wouldn't it be sweet if there was a movie about a renegade bike cop that rode a fixie and he had an uzi in each hand and he did a no handed skid right down the center of the street while on each side were a bunch of bad dudes?

he's all skiddin' along bastin' away coming right towards the camera and he's got a cig burning away in his mouth and there's huge explosions goin' off behind him. and he's bare foot too.

Then he does a 360, trackstands, drops the uzi's to the ground, a flock of doves take to the air behind him (what was just the direction he was traveling) he takes one foot off the pedal and pulls a knife out of his boot and throws it into the crime boss' main tough guy's knee. Or sometihing.
and my friend and i wanted to film something in copenhagen. hmmm....you want a line that says: "concept by deathintransit"? just getting the uzi's might pose a problem. although throwing knives would be kickass too. but the cop would have to be undercover to keep his street cred on a fixie.

now that i think about it, how funny would it be if there were undercover bike cops on fixie's? well, not that funny since they'd issue tickets and all but i would get a short laugh first.
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