I hate when people think a "fixie" has all to do with the physical appearance of a bike..

*Driving down the street with friends and see a bike with road/track geo or deep v's*
"Look! Fixie!"
*Rider starts to coast*
"It's not a fixed gear, he's coasting."
"But look at the rims and colors!"

And I also hate:

"That's not a true fixie, he has brakes." or "LOL what a poser, you can't ride a fixie wearing a helmet! He's not a true fixie rider."

And when people call them "fixie bikes."

Ok, I'm done.