My contribution from the
Dang Wedge!!! Gotta vent. 
thread:
ROTFLMAO, hopefully I've got enough carbon on my Al frame to qualify under Rule 6, Amendment 1 or 2 (pending passage of Patriots original amendment): [In the unfortunate case of an Aluminum frame, Carbon Fiber (officially verified and weighed) shall be prominently displayed on all outward appendages, including but not limited to handlebars, pedals, wheels, seat, helmet, shoes, gloves].