Hello,

My name is Patriot, and I am an Obsessive Compulsive Poseur.

I have been posing now for almost 5 months. I am having trouble keeping control of myself. My posing is getting extreme. I keep spending copious amounts of money on clothing, gear and accessories, to which I only use on rare ocassion. Some I hardly use at all.
I have a brand new carbon fiber bicycle called TRINITY, which is custom painted, and is outfitted with a group of unbelievably expensive components to which I am not worthy. However, my OCP disorder prevents me from owning a POS from the Salvation Army, or even a bargain priced alloy framed two wheel piece of "Scattante" from Supergo.

Someone "PLEASE HELP ME!!!"