More like someone wiping your face with a wet sponge.

The only way to get Bailey to bite you is to wrap your hand in the mail and shove the whole thing through the mail slot in the front door. If it looks like the mail Bailey will grab it and bring it to me. Just ask the first time mail carrier who did that when the regular carrier went on vacation. The regular carrier knew Bailey and put the mail in half way and let him pull it in. She neglected to tell the the other person when she went on vacation. The new person used her hand to make the mail stiff enough to open the spring loaded flap. One tooth all the way through a finger. My home insurance carrier dropped me. Now I have a new company, but can't ever get dog bite insurance. New policy $900.00.

The people from the post office are terrified of him and think he will attack them.