I may be confessing my liberal leanings here, but this thread made me LOL. I can't help but think that there are a couple of mountain bikers out there who got into the sport after having to find a way to keep an eye on their "crops". Perhaps some of you haven't heard of the problems with these "weeds" popping up in national parks. I'm not one of these stooges but it doesn't mean I don't know they're there.

It reminds me of the time I was at one of my ex-wife's family functions. Her grandmother was talking about a friend of her's who had worked himself near exhaustion. She said "Poor Wally shot his wad and was spent for the day" and I nearly choked at the table. I didn't know if she knew what she was saying or not.