Some of you guys are way too serious. Never had a bad couple of days riding/exercising/living?
I said up front it was a rant - by definition, speaking in an extravagant manner.
Whether the steady winds were 1mph or 100mph really doesn't matter. For 2 days I had "issues".
"Blaming" that on "an invisible force of Nature" ??? Come on, guys.

It's called self-deprecating, tongue-in-cheek humor.
Some people obviously caught the joke and others didn't.