Hilarious...miners are pretty f-ing amazing.

OK...my comments about your new Cervelo:
- If they actually let the bike out of the shop as photographed then they shouldn't be in business. The seat rails will buckle in that position which is ridiculous...you mentioned you were big...especially if you are big.

- Beautiful bike. Like P-caddies...the cable routing is an abomination and why I wouldn't own a S3.

- Hopefully if you need that cockpit length you can install a longer stem and then push the saddle where it belongs. Obscene really how the bike is set up as shown. Otherwise the bike is too small.

Good luck. Pretty much underscores the typical Cervelo owner...and why they take the heat they do. Kind of like a guy who likes cars and goes out and buys a Corvette and can't change his oil. Sorry about the dig. Actually one of my best riding buddies rides one and he is fast and knows what he is doing.

Cheers.