Well, if you want a graceful sport in which the judging is uninfluenced by politics, you could watch Olympic Ice Dancing cough gag choke arggghhh........

Even since the Cheetah girl got screwed out of a finals appearance and after that really cute Olympic swimmer (my mind is blanking on her name) got shafted in spite of the fact that she was an excellent dancer, I've not watched DWTS with the anticipation of seeing justice fairly and impartially rendered.

Of course, you could say the same about the typical Supreme Court session as well.

I admit that I've voted for both Marie Osmond and Bristol Palin. Don't like it? Don't get an abortion.

I asked my wife one question yesterday: Is Anna Trebunskaya still in the competition? When she said no, my interest in the rest of the competition immediately came to an end. An athletic red-headed Russian woman? It doesn't get any hotter than that. It's enough to make you turn Communist.

Natalie Coughlin was her name.