Ryan,
First, I'm wondering if you're being sarcastic.
Second, I'd gladly take you up on that and you should know that I graduated class of 2003 from Oakton Highschool in fairfax county. So that isn't as much of an impossibility as any random dude on the internet may assume it to be.
Also, if they're the same as republic bikes then it's pretty well known that yes, they suck.