If you own an IPhone, I don't suggest you install Angry Birds. Talk about time waster.

Since this thread is teetering on the brink, I might as well get this out of my system. If I join a government employee union, maybe I could get a job with the TSA as a cavity inspector and retire on a sweet fat government pension paid for by your sons and daughters. It would pay a lot better than what I'm doing now, with no malpractice risk, fixed hours, and tons of people who really appreciate your services.