Its the 23rd.
Its a Festivus for the rest of us.
Airing of grievences - STIs and Ergos suck. Clipless suck. Welds and carbon suck.
Feats of strength - I'll wrestle anyone half my weight or out climb anyone twice my weight.
Now where's my aluminum pole ...
Bah, the aluminum pole thing was such a fad, we're back to Columbus/Gilco, great strength to weight ratio...
Happy holidays!