while riding the too-fat-to-walk Walmart scooter-cart. while riding the too-fat-to-walk Walmart scooter-cart. while riding the too-fat-to-walk Walmart scooter-cart.
And you, too may have your knee give out from arthritis and a meniscus tear some time. I hope you can make it around Wal Mart hopping on the good (well, maybe that one is not so good either) knee. Wouldn't want to use on of the scooter things. Someone might accuse you of being too "something" to walk.
And, yes, my wife has been there and done that and endured the looks of folks like you.