Originally Posted by mudboy

I had a customer bring an old bike into the last shop where I worked; his cat had spent the last near decade peeing on the bike.

Yes, you read that right, peeing on the bike. Apparently, it was in an outbuilding where the cat hung out and it had taken to peeing on his bike.

That bike and your bike could be twins.

We politely declined to service his bike and told him there was a dumpster out back.