You hipocrite! Un-repentant evil sinner, hedonistic cyclist!
Don't you realize the effect this will have on our youth? Leading them into liberal thinking, they will next consider evil drink, tobacco, even marrying outside the faith singing about a bicycle built for two.

The only good thing I can think of about cycling is that women cover their heads in shame for leading Adam into sin and separation from God. Albeit covering their heads with bicycle helmets. One must be thankful for little mercies in this troubling time.

I urge you to return to the true faith. Forsake your lecherous desire to cycle. Become again the soldier of God that you once were. Turn your back on this heresy. Steer clear of schisms. Humble yourself.

If God had wanted us to ride bicycles, he would not have invented flat tires.