Originally Posted by
ColinJ
Rumour has it that Google finds it if you search for
shaved butt craigslist but it wasn't me that sent you there, tight!

(And don't read it while you are eating!)
Ok, just read it.
1) If he actually bothered to wipe his bum, he wouldn't have had either the original problem, nor the resultant problem.
2) Instead shaving the bum, put a #2 on the clipper and just neaten things up a bit.
sigh.