T-Al, in light of your recent crash, perhaps you'd like to entertain the thought of a full body shave? That way any bits that get scraped up will have a nice smooth surface to apply the bandage. Alternatively, you could be the trend-setting poster child for BFN 50+ metrosexuals.

Richard Cranium has been using clippers, not shaving, his contact points for about 15 years. I run a regular hair clipper on the areas about once every 6 weeks. I have only shaved my legs once or twice in my life. And yes - I looked like a racing God.