fixed.

Salty sailors shave the kiwi?

BF 50+ is now officially over. The last cycling question to be had is answered.

Why are guys so feking wigged out about shaving? It just seems so.........................insecure.

I know they're the hair freaks that like hunting in the jungle but really, it's hair, it grows back, grow up and expand your universe.

And BTW most likely you ear/nose and eyebrows look like hell too.

Butt...............

Can we puulleze let this thread come to the end. and slide off the bottom of the page.

^ not until we get the aforementioned craigslist link.

Yes I've had a problem with that, but the Butt ButtR took care of it nicely.

Rumour has it that Google finds it if you search for shaved butt craigslist but it wasn't me that sent you there, tight! (And don't read it while you are eating!)

...butt hair we go again!!!

Does the wife / significant other like it?

Ok, just read it.

1) If he actually bothered to wipe his bum, he wouldn't have had either the original problem, nor the resultant problem.

2) Instead shaving the bum, put a #2 on the clipper and just neaten things up a bit.

sigh.

Seemed an appropriate time to mention this.

It's finally happened folks. We really have run out of stuff to talk about.

O.k. I'm going to post this after all. It was the very first thing that came into my twisted mind when I saw this thread title but I sat on it for a while (Ooo, a two-fer).

With my apologies to the author, the replacement of two words, and the ommision of two lines that could be deemed offensive to many I submit for your amusement (or not), Hair!!



She asks me why, I'm just a hairy guy.
I'm hairy noon and night, hair that's a fright.
I'm hairy high and low, don't ask me why, don't know.
It's not for lack of bread, like the Greadful Death.
Darlin'

Give me a butt with hair, long beautiful hair.
Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen.
Give me down to there hair, kneecap lenght or longer
Here baby, there, momma, ev'rywhere, daddy, daddy.

hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Hair, hair, hair.Flow it, show it,long as God can grow it, my hair.

Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees,give a home to the fleas in my hair.
A home for fleas (yeah) a hive for bees (yeah),
a nest for birds, there ain't no words for the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my:

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it,long as God can grow it, my hair

I want long, straigth, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty,
oily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen,
knotted, polka dotted, twisted, beaded, braided,
powered, flowered and confettied, bangled, tangled, spangled and spahettied.

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Hair, hair, hair.Flow it, show it,
long as God can grow it, my hair

They'll be ga-ga at the go-go when they see me in my toga,
my toga meade of blond, brilliantined, biblical hair.

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
long as God can grow it, my hair

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Hair, hair, hair
Folw it, show it
long as God can grow it, my hair

HAIR

See post 39.

I suggest then, that we find the very first post ever on the 50+ forum and resurrect it from the grave, zombie style, and start over. We should be back here in say 5 or 6 months.

And if I may quote Fellini,

"I have nothing to say. But I want to say it anyway." Guido from 8 1/2.

OK with over 6,000,000 hits and 99% ROFLMAO this is why he did not wax them off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0LvKg5aCG0 Got to love that British humor.

Strictly speaking that would be Irish rather than British, but we have a similar sense of humour!

Seriously? Why would anybody get offended by

"My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah! I adore it
Hallelujah! Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?"

?

Jeeez.....Pardon me if I'm over sensitive to peoples feelings, but I felt it would be in poor taste to include religious references in butt humor, don't ya think?

That should be "Grateful Dead" don't you think?

Looks like I need to work on my "Proof reading" skills. I've got the "Copy" and "Paste" part down pretty good though, don't you think?

I suppose so... I know I'd be offended if someone tried to include religious references in serious discussions of any topic. But note that there's nothing implicitly "religious" about the excised stanza from "Hair"...presuming that the bible is based on historical characters, Rado & Ragni's lyric is no more offensive than if they sang about Napoleon and his mom.

Still, I think it does more of a disservice to the readers here to arbitrarily edit song lyrics because someone might misunderstand them & take offense.

I appreciate your well taken point. I guess I'm just a bit gun-shy after the dog post I put on here back on 04/10.

It took awhile before I even posted again and even now I'm not so sure I really want to participate all that much anymore. Lightheartedness is getting hard to come by these days. Sigh.

As for the O.P. ....I still snicker at even the thought of shaving my butt and I thank you for that bit of levity.