Well, I kinda stole this from the FG/SS section so hopefully it kicks off....

I only did it here cause I don't consider myself a full roadie
I'm insecure about wearing bike shorts and to this day haven't worn any.
I'm sad that none of my friends are avid bike riders to my extent. (Most i've done is 10miles).
I convince myself that my ventura comp is all i'll need cause i'm only commuting to school with it.
I race cars at stop lights