Despite my best efforts to the contrary I am quick to hurl some four-letter gems at drivers who do me wrong.

I prefer commuting in the winter or in the rain because there is sooooo much less traffic on the MUP.

One time I took my square taper cranks off recently I forgot to remove the lock nut before my first go with the crank puller tool. I stripped several of the threads on the inside of the crank. D'oh!

I have on occasion relaxed the pace on the MUP to admire the view of a female cyclist from behind a little longer.