I've fallen asleep twice while riding my bike.

The milk crate on the back of my commuter was not legally purchased.

Back in the 1970's my roadie friends and I had a short period of time when we snapped off the antennae of offensive driver's cars and whipped their hoods.

I have blamed a rubbing brake for my slowness on a ride or hill climb when I know it was perfectly centered and not rubbing.

I round my average speed and/or my mileage up. I don't think I've ever called a 48 mile ride "about 45 miles" it is always "about 50 miles" or even "50 miles".

When recording mileage or ride times in a journal I struggle for accuracy (honesty) even though I am the only one who will ever read the journal or who even cares.

I once rode naked (except for my cycling shoes) for 25 miles*. (* it was probably more like 20 miles )