I accidentally veered off the bike path at the local park while "admiring" a group of female cyclist. I tried to act like I wanted to get closer to the river's edge, but I am pretty sure they knew why I was in the grass.

I wanted to make sure everyone at work knew how much of a bad-ass commuter I was so I rode to work in the morning when the weather man was calling for a blizzard.....I had to walk 6 miles in 18+ inches of snow because I was acting like a tough guy.