Originally Posted by
Bob Ross
...and then your bike looks ridiculous because it now has an idiot within an arm's length of it.
Too true...but imagine how much WORSE it would be if the idiot was wearing a bandana? If you're not a cowboy, a pirate, or a time traveler from the '80s, you should not be wearing a bandana. The bandana is to cool, what Donny Osmond is to cool.
I leave you with one last thought: Brett Michaels wears a bandana.