Let me get this straight: You have a rather conspicuous bicycle that could be sourced basically only from a bike shop in philly, and it still has all it's stock components. Your roommate has an identical bicycle. You would like people to detain and harm anybody in philadelphia riding such a bicycle under the suspicion that it's your's. Am I correct?

Does anyone else have this image in his head of a hitchcockian movie where a mob kills this guy's roommate or someone else that could legitimately have in philadelphia a stock bike from a philadelphia bike shop?

I know it sucks, but I really hope you're joking...